IT'S JUNE ALREADY!
Toilet Paper - The official US Patent documents show it going over the top/hanging down
the front. If it's good enough for the patent application, it's good
enough for me.
SpaceX Inspiration4 launch made of multiple telescope tracking shots.
It's been 14 years since the film UP! was released...
The Catbirds, Oriels and oddly enough Sparrows are eating the grape jelly.
We hit Tractor Supply to pick up a Deer block, we should have fawns soon enough, our two smaller deer will need something to eat after the larger does kick them out of the deer yard because of new fawns, Rose thinks we have two pregnant does.
We picked up a bag of Black Soldier Fly larvae yesterday instead of meal worms, we'll see if they like them the same as the meal worms, cheaper too. We'll try them out after our open bag is gone, all the birds seem to love the meal worms.
Saw the downy woodpecker yesterday
Saw another article that as much as 90% of the grape harvest was ruined by the frost a few weeks ago.
The ticks seem to have calmed down the last couple of weeks since Rose's last trip to the Lilac bushes, not sure if it's the mowing or what. We haven't seen a tick in weeks now.
Rosie and I cut out all for the Plum tree suckers growing up to 40' away from the main tree, hundreds of 'em. talk about a tree made for drought conditions, it's roots growing that far out.
Gathered the tools to replace the upstairs faucet and drain, almost broke my glasses in the basement, banged my head on a low board, did you hear me cussing?
We hung up another whirligig, getting the accumulating spring junk out of the kitchen...
Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies.
- A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, "Congratulations! You're the father of twins." "That's odd," answers the man. "I work for the Minnesota Twins!"
- A nurse says to the second guy, "Congratulations! You're the father of triplets!" "That's weird," answers the second man. "I work for the 3M company!"
- A nurse tells the third man, "Congratulations! You're the father of quadruplets!" "That's strange," he answers. "I work for the Four Seasons hotel!"
- The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. "What's wrong?", the others ask" "I work for 7 Up!"
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“Being Old is Not Easy”
- I’m at a place in my life where errands are starting to count as going out.
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I don’t always go the extra mile, but when I do, it’s because I missed my damned exit.
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My goal for 2023 was to lose 10 pounds. Only have 14 to go.
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I just did a week’s worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.
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Senility has been a smooth transition for me.
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I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented. I forgot where I was going with this.
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I love being old, I learn something new every day and forget 5 other things.
- Just remember, once you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.
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Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave the house.
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It’s weird being the same age as old people.
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When I was a kid I wanted to be older . . this is not what I expected.
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Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.
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It’s probably my age that tricks people into thinking I’m an adult.
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Never sing in the shower! Singing leads to dancing, dancing leads to
slipping, and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked. So
remember. . . . Don’t sing!
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If 2023 was a math word-problem: If you’re going down a river at 2
MPH and your canoe loses a wheel, how much pancake mix would you need to
re-shingle your roof?
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I see people about my age mountain climbing; I feel good getting my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.
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So if a cow doesn’t produce milk, is it a milk dud or an udder failure?
- You don’t realize how old you are until you sit on the floor and then try to get back up.
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We all get heavier as we get older, because there’s a lot more information in our heads. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!
Perspective...
A young couple moves into a new neighborhood. The next morning while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees her neighbor hanging the wash outside. "That laundry is not very clean; she doesn't know how to wash correctly. Perhaps she needs better laundry soap." Her husband looks on, remaining silent. Every time her neighbor hangs her wash to dry, the young woman makes the same comments.
A month later, the woman is surprised to see a nice clean wash on the line and says to her husband: "Look, she's finally learned how to wash correctly. I wonder who taught her this?" The husband replies, "I got up early this morning and cleaned our windows." And so it is with life... What we see when watching others depends on the clarity of the window through which we look.
Thursday evening Rose went out with the dogs and heard the bear huffing loudly, a warning maybe over on the property line between us and the neighbors. I went out and we shined the flashlights over in that direction to no avail.
The Black flies seem to have abated somewhat, they're not too bad here now, I'm guessing the Mosquitos will be coming soon though..
It's Friday, Enjoy the day, T-Storms later today possibly they said
We finally have a female Hummingbird, we saw the male hummer doing his courtship dance yesterday, zipping up and down over and over by the feeder, this morning he and his mate were both doing the courtship dance.
We had a Downy Woodpecker at the Grape Jelly feeder yesterday, he stayed eating for a while.
Saturday I replaced the bathroom faucet, everything in an old house takes way longer than you think, I got the drain out of the sink as the drain tube crumbled in my hands, yikes, then onto removal of the faucet, the water lined disconnected without any issue, then onto removing the faucet itself. Removing the nuts that hold the faucet proved to be a lot more difficult, it's a small cabinet, smaller than me and uncomfortable to get into. Finally got them loose after taking a hammer to the faucet that loosened it enough that I could remove the two nuts, yay! Got it all back together water lines connected & testing it, water poured out around the drain, WTH? I ended up sealing the lower gasket with plumbers putty to resolve that issue. Done...
Sunday was wet too. Four deer out tonight around 8pm, the biggest one was chasing the smaller does out of the deer yard. Rose says she definitely looks pregnant.