Friday, November 16, 2012

Who will make the Twinkies?

Who will come to the rescue and replace all the Twinkies now flying off the store shelves.  

We had to make a special run this evening to make sure we had one last batch "for the kids"... Yeah that's it for the kids...  I have grand-kids, it'd be a shame to watch as these delicious, wholesome, err... treats slowly and insidiously fade from recent memory, there is a cultural longing, a need for Twinkies, Snoballs, and Devildogs and the like.  We'll talk about them in hushed tones at the water cooler, around the campfire,  Twinkies are legendary as they'll last 100 years without refrigeration.  I can hear it now the stories of how so and so once ate a 5 year old Twinkie and lived...  It'll happen, mark my words, remember all the cool stuff when we were kids, yeah that's right I'm talking about Maypo, and root beer barrels, coke in 8oz bottles, wax bottles,  Butterfinger BBs, Sugar Babies, Count Chocula and Boo Berries, Dreamsickles, I could go on and on, this is serious folks, we're talking about a junk food icon here.  A moment of silence please...

Someone has to step up and make the doughnuts, no that was Dunkin's, oh never mind.


They killed Twinkie, You Bastards!

This my friends, is why UNIONS Suck!

 

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